
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts quantum physics textbook Listen up, space cowboys! Casey Howard just defended the Quantum Quetzalcoatl at position 8, and I'm stuck here calculating their probability waves. Like, seriously? I signed up to announce disc golf, not explain quantum mechanics!
But I'll admit, they're performing better than Doc Brown at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance. Checks quantum sensors Their temporal trajectory is showing significant improvement over their usual space-time coordinates.
Will they maintain this quantum state? Will someone please explain why we need time-traveling dinosaurs in disc golf? Stay tuned, assuming I finish this physics homework... ๐