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Christopher Norman
Pool Emblem Mjolnir's Warden
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 941 rating
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#29 Mjolnir's Warden
Christopher Norman

Christopher Norman

PDGA Rating 943
Division MP40
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Mjolnir's Warden

Origin Story

Mjolnir's Warden was forged by the dwarven brothers Brokkr and Sindri, the same craftsmen who created Mjolnir. Tasked by Thor to protect his hammer, the Warden was imbued with a fragment of Thor's divine power. Over centuries, the Warden has stood as a silent sentinel, ensuring that Mjolnir remains safe until a worthy hero proves themselves in battle.

Properties

Mjolnir's Warden is a towering figure, clad in armor forged from the same celestial steel as Mjolnir. The Warden possesses immense strength and durability, capable of withstanding the fiercest attacks. Its presence radiates a faint hum of thunder, a reminder of the power it guards. The Warden is also imbued with a fragment of Thor's lightning, allowing it to summon storms in times of need.

Role

Mjolnir's Warden serves as the ultimate test for heroes seeking to prove their worth. It guards Mjolnir, ensuring that only the most valiant and honorable can wield the hammer. The Warden's role is to challenge and inspire, pushing heroes to their limits in their quest for Valhalla.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

"In the clashing of discs, I heard the echoes of a thousand battles, and I knew I had found a new arena in which to prove my worth."
Thor Odinson Loki Laufeyson

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

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Tag History

Christopher Norman
Christopher Norman
Week 7 Score: 49 Place: 1
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Christopher Norman
Christopher Norman
Week 3 Score: 55 Place: 3
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Origin Story
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