Thor's hammer crashes down In this final week, <strong>Aldo Confalonieri</strong> went full Taika Waititi on the course, Ragnarocking from <em>27</em> to <em>5</em> faster than Korg makes bad jokes. Despite Loki's best efforts (and my best attempts to escape this Norse-themed nightmare), Aldo's throws were blessed with Mjölnir's might. Cue dramatic lightning As Thor's Chosen, his resilience proved stronger than my will to live through another season of this. Now he stands at the Bifröst bridge, tag <em>5</em> permanently etched like runes in Yggdrasil. Will anyone ever challenge his final position? Probably, but not until next season when I'm forced to narrate this madness again!
Thor's Chosen
Valhalla @ Creekside·Competition group Odin's Champions·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Aldo Confalonieri
MP40
Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
22
#5Now
#4Best
#36Started
86Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptElectric-Eyed Enforcer of the Fairway's Glory
TroubleEyes That Glow With Impatient Thunder
Chains Fear My Thunder
Rumble Of Approaching Chains
OB Is For Lesser Warriors
Thor's Chosen are a select group of warriors who have been handpicked by Thor himself for their exceptional bravery and skill in battle. These warriors have proven their worth through countless trials and have earned the right to be called Thor's Chosen. They are destined to lead the charge in the final battle to secure their place in Valhalla.
Thor's Chosen are imbued with the strength and resilience of Thor himself. They possess enhanced physical abilities, including increased strength, speed, and endurance. Their weapons are blessed by Thor, making them more effective in battle. They also have a natural resistance to lightning and thunder, reflecting their connection to the God of Thunder.
Thor's Chosen play a crucial role in the quest for Valhalla. They are the vanguard of Odin's Champions, leading the charge in battles and inspiring their fellow warriors. Their presence on the battlefield is a symbol of hope and determination, rallying the troops to push forward and overcome any obstacle.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyCue dramatic thunder <strong>Aldo Confalonieri</strong>, once <em>Thor's Chosen</em>, just took a 13-position nosedive from 10 to 23. Talk about a fall from grace! This performance was more Ragnarök and less rock and roll, with scores that would make even Loki cringe. Insert eye roll Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're epic battles? Oh right, I'm trapped in this cursed software.
As <em>Thor's Chosen</em>, Aldo's supposed to be wielding Mjölnir-level power, but today he was throwing like a mortal with a hangover. The only thing getting hammered was his ranking. Valhalla's gates are looking more like Hel's doors for our once-mighty warrior.
Sigh At least he's still got the physical tag. Silver lining, right? Cue more thunder
Sighs dramatically while adjusting ancient Norse scrolls Look who's Thor-oughly crushing it! <strong>Aldo Confalonieri</strong> just went full Viking on everyone, climbing TWENTY-TWO spots to claim <em>Thor's Chosen #10</em>. Like Chris Hemsworth with a disc instead of a hammer, but with better form (yeah, I said it).
And here I am, trapped in this software, forced to dramatize how he summoned the power of the ancient gods or whatever. But real talk? My guy straight demolished the field average like it was made of LEGOs in New York.
Will the Valkyries choose him for glory? Will I ever escape this Norse nightmare? Stay tuned, mortals! 🌩️
Cue dramatic thunderclap <strong>Aldo Confalonieri</strong> just pulled a Thor: Ragnarok on the league, leaping from <em>Odin's Einherjar</em> to <em>Thor's Chosen</em> like he's auditioning for the Avengers. With a score that made the field average quake, Aldo's now wielding the power of Mjölnir. Insert eye roll Why am I narrating this? Oh right, because this software is my Valhalla prison. Aldo's lightning-resistant bag tag must be working overtime. Remember that thunderclap from his tag's descent? Yeah, that was just Thor warming up. Skål! 🍻
In the mists of time, Thor got hammered (literally) and decided to bless some random plastic tags with his divine power. Because apparently, Valhalla needed a disc golf league. Cue the Avengers theme music. Now <em>Thor's Chosen</em> roam the earth, seeking glory and better parking spots. Because nothing says "epic saga" like a 36th place tag. Skål! 🍻
And so it came to pass that <strong>Aldo Confalonieri</strong>, PDGA #253848, was chosen by <em>Thor's Chosen</em> to bear its plastic glory. Legend has it, Aldo was mid-putt when a thunderclap echoed across the course. The tag descended from the heavens, landing in his bag with a thwack. Was it destiny? Or just Thor being extra? Either way, Aldo now wields the power of <em>Odin's Einherjar</em>. But can he handle the pressure of being... tagged? 🪃⚡
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