
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thor's hammer crashes down In this final week, Aldo Confalonieri went full Taika Waititi on the course, Ragnarocking from 27 to 5 faster than Korg makes bad jokes. Despite Loki's best efforts (and my best attempts to escape this Norse-themed nightmare), Aldo's throws were blessed with Mjölnir's might. Cue dramatic lightning As Thor's Chosen, his resilience proved stronger than my will to live through another season of this. Now he stands at the Bifröst bridge, tag 5 permanently etched like runes in Yggdrasil. Will anyone ever challenge his final position? Probably, but not until next season when I'm forced to narrate this madness again!