
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Splashes irritably in narrative pool Listen up, land-dwellers! While Yggdrasil's doing its whole earthquake thing, Xander Kidman is out here channeling his inner statue, refusing to budge from spot 17 with The Serpent's Whisper. Like a snake filing its taxes - technically doing something while achieving absolutely nothing.
Adjusts external gills disapprovingly Look, as someone who literally lives in water, I'm questioning why I'm narrating people throwing plastic at trees, but here we are. At least he improved his personal game, even if the field average suggests otherwise.
Will next week bring movement, or are we stuck in this coiled comedy? Why am I even here? These are the questions keeping my amphibian brain awake at night... 🐍