
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Anthony Shirley emerged from the chaos like a hero straight out of Norse legend, leaping from tag 20 to 9 in the final week. His score of 56, matching the field but crushing his personal average, was a testament to his growth. The Chaos Weave tried to ensnare him, but Anthony navigated it like Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix. "Why am I still here, narrating this?" you ask. Because someone thought it was a good idea to trap me in this software. Anthony's resolve unraveled Loki's tricks, earning him a spot in Valhalla's hallowed halls. Congrats, Anthony, on securing tag 9—may your throws always be as epic as this finale.