
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic circus music And in the final act of this ridiculous season, Brady Spinti and Aetherial Drifter perform their signature "Celestial Drift" to maintain their #4 position. Like a Cirque du Soleil performer who's had one too many energy drinks, Spinti twirls and spins through the course, proving once again that consistency is key.
I'm trapped in this software forever, aren't I? Just like Spinti's trapped in the top 5. The former circus star turned disc golf maestro shows us that sometimes, the best offense is a good defense. Sigh I guess I'll be here next season too, narrating this nonsense.
Will anyone ever free me from this digital prison? Probably not. But at least the show's over... for now.