
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music The Inferno Intimidator burst onto the scene like a flaming burrito at 3am, but Parker Durham might need some Pepto for this performance. Despite the tag's fiery reputation, Parker's round was more "mild sauce" than "Diablo level." Insert fourth wall break Seriously, who thought assigning luchador personas to plastic tags was a good idea?
The Inferno Intimidator held its ground, defending its #7 position like a wrestler clinging to the ropes. Parker's score? Let's just say it was hotter than the tag's ghost pepper origin story. Cue WWE-style commentary "BAH GAWD, THAT DISC HAD A FAMILY!"
As we kick off this season of Launcho Libre, one thing's clear: Parker's got the heart of a champion, but his game's still in the kiddie pool. Will he rise like a phoenix from the Taco Bell ashes? Or will this be a season-long case of Montezuma's revenge? ๐ฎ๐ฅ