
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here comes Max Johnson, managing Inferno Impaler in their debut at the Launcho Libre Open! This fiery luchador-turned-disc-golfer throws a flaming disc and scorches the competition, moving up one spot in the rankings. Max, channeling his inner John Cena, "You can't see me!"-ed his way past one unlucky opponent.
But let's be real, folks. We're out here treating plastic tags like they're championship belts. Sigh I'm trapped in this software, forced to narrate this madness. At least Max didn't try to suplex a basket this time.
With a performance hotter than a jalapeño en fuego, Max and Inferno Impaler are ready to turn up the heat this season. Will they keep rising through the ranks, or will they crash and burn like a botched flaming table spot? Stay tuned, because this is only the opening bell! 🔥⛓️