
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here comes Spencer Garrett, managing Heavenly Harlequin in their first Launcho Libre showdown! This acrobatic tag, fresh off its cosmic trapeze accident, executes a perfect Celestial Somersault to land 5 spots higher in the rankings. Spencer, channeling his inner "Yeet Whisperer," threw like someone who just discovered gravity is optional.
Fourth wall break Yes, I'm stuck narrating this nonsense. No, I don't get paid enough for this. Sigh
The Harlequin's circus-inspired flair kept opponents guessing, while Spencer's performance was tighter than a luchador's spandex. But can this chaotic duo maintain their momentum, or will they crash harder than a WWE wrestler through a folding table? Only time will tell in this absurd disc golf soap opera.