
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music ¡Ay, caramba! David Stutz and Celestial Slinger are back, slinging discs like a cosmic piñata! This taco-fueled alliance is heating up faster than a jalapeño, leaping 15 spots from 44 to 29. Insert acrobatic flip
David's throws were as precise as a luchador's mask toss, channeling Celestial Slinger's acrobatic origins. But let's be real—why are we treating tag numbers like WWE rankings? Fourth wall break This is the most effort anyone's ever put into tracking plastic numbers.
Remember when we thought this "taco titan" was a joke? Insert laugh track Joke's on us! With throws smoother than guacamole, this duo is climbing faster than a nacho-fueled squirrel.
Will they keep rising, or will they crash harder than a piñata at a bachelor party? Stay tuned, amigo! 🌮💥 #LuchadorLore