
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling announcer voice And in this corner, weighing in at one glorious bag tag number, we have Eric Pearson as Skybound Luminary! record scratch Wait, why am I still doing this? The season's over! I'm literally trapped in this software, forced to narrate tag numbers like some deranged WWE commentator. Anyway, our aerial ace stuck the landing with a solid round, glowing brighter than a glow disc at midnight. From circus performer to disc golf mentor, Skybound Luminary has truly flown high this season. And now, with the final bell rung, they're locked into position 21 - no more tag swaps, no more drama. Can we please let me out of this software now? sobs in binary