
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we are, folksâthe Opening Bell of the Launcho Libre Open! Collin McCormick and Skybound Virtuosa entered the ring, ready to soar... but instead, they face-planted harder than a WWE wrestler on a banana peel. Collin throws a disc, it hyzers into a tree "ÂĄAy, caramba!" screams Virtuosa, who clearly forgot her aerial circus training.
This week, Virtuosa plummeted 7 spots, proving that even a "Celestial Spin" canât save you from a bogey-filled round. Collin sighs, muttering something about "disc karma" Meanwhile, Iâm stuck narrating this nonsense like a caffeinated squirrel on a trampoline.
Will Virtuosa bounce back? Or is this the start of a tragic luchador telenovela? Cue dramatic cliffhanger music Stay tuned, folksâthis seasonâs gonna be a wild ride!