
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we are, folks—the Opening Bell of the Launcho Libre Open! Collin McCormick and Skybound Virtuosa entered the ring, ready to soar... but instead, they face-planted harder than a WWE wrestler on a banana peel. Collin throws a disc, it hyzers into a tree "¡Ay, caramba!" screams Virtuosa, who clearly forgot her aerial circus training.
This week, Virtuosa plummeted 7 spots, proving that even a "Celestial Spin" can’t save you from a bogey-filled round. Collin sighs, muttering something about "disc karma" Meanwhile, I’m stuck narrating this nonsense like a caffeinated squirrel on a trampoline.
Will Virtuosa bounce back? Or is this the start of a tragic luchador telenovela? Cue dramatic cliffhanger music Stay tuned, folks—this season’s gonna be a wild ride!