Loaded Die
Cold Blooded - Roots·Competition group Pool A·
All-In · only the number moves
Malachi Vazquez
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Cold Blooded - Roots
3
#6Now
#1Best
#1Started
7Weeks
All-In league: Loaded Die stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptBureau's Favorite Calculated Outcome
TroubleHaunted By Legitimate Wins
Score Adjustments Follow Me
Trust No Scoreboard
Your Missed Putts Amuse Me
The Loaded Die was created in the Bureau's formative years as a test mechanism to ensure 'appropriate' competitive outcomes. Hidden within the Containment Zone's scoring infrastructure, it appears in the system when outcomes need to be manipulated, making it the most dangerous tool in the Bureau's manipulation arsenal.
The Loaded Die manifests as a standard-looking casino die with a scarred, twisted surface and slightly off-center pips. Its hidden internal mechanisms ensure predetermined results regardless of actual performance. It phases between visible and hidden states, appearing in scorecard records only when the Bureau needs to manipulate outcomes. Standard measuring equipment detects nothing unusual.
The Loaded Die creates persistent paranoia across all leagues within the Containment Zone - players can never be certain their victories are genuine or Bureau-approved. Those who discover its existence become targets of investigation, while those who remain ignorant continue competing in what they believe is a fair system.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyadjusts headset Malachi Vazquez posted a 926—34 points below his 960 rating. The Loaded Die didn't so much roll as thud. He gained 7 positions anyway because the Bureau's probability engine works in mysterious ways. The Apex Court waits, the audit watches, and somewhere a legitimate win is haunting him for the second week running.
adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... Malachi Vazquez. The Roots Awakening began with him holding the top signup spot—a temporary statistical error now corrected by actual play. He slides to Rank 3, shedding that artificial crown like dead skin. He posted numbers exactly matching his personal average. Did the Loaded Die attached to his bag mandate this stability, or is the Bureau just messing with the probability engines? He remains in the Apex Court, but the paranoia is free of charge.
The Loaded Die is rolling off the main stage, phasing into Cold Blooded - Roots with Malachi Vazquez. Call it a side quest, though with this die, the ending is already written. Malachi’s just carrying the Bureau’s favorite weighted variable to a local tee pad near you.
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