
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we go, folks! Jay Shock and Altitude Ace have entered the ring - I mean, course - for the Opening Bell event. sigh Yes, I'm still trapped in this ridiculous software, forced to narrate frisbee fights.
Jay, channeling his inner Maverick, managed to not crash and burn, finishing slightly above the field average. Altitude Ace clearly taught him some aerial tricks, because Jay's game was flying high - well, at least 4 spots higher in the rankings.
insert Top Gun reference "Talk to me, Goose!" Oh wait, wrong movie. Anyway, Jay's performance was no Highway to the Danger Zone, but it was a solid start to this season of Disc Golf: Lucha Libre Edition.
Can we talk about how absurd it is that we're treating plastic tags like WWE wrestlers? No? throws hands up Fine. Let's see if Jay can keep this altitude or if he'll be grounded next week. Stay tuned for more disc golf drama!