
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here comes Trevin Sheppard, managing Diablo Destroyer in their first-ever Launcho Libre match! throws disc with the force of a thousand Crunchwraps This fiery luchador scorched the course, finishing 8 strokes under the field average. Talk about destroying expectations!
But wait, dear viewers trapped in this absurd software with me - why are we treating tag numbers like WWE rankings? sigh Anyway, Diablo Destroyer climbed one spot in the rankings, proving they're more than just nacho cheese dreams.
Will this Taco Bell legend continue their hot streak? Or will they get burrito-ed by the competition? Stay tuned for more disc golf drama that nobody asked for!