
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic circus music In this final week of the Launcho Libre Open, Bryant Adams and Celestial Drifter delivered a performance worthy of Cirque du Soleil. Aerial spin The former circus performer showed why he's the Técnicos Voladores' mentor, defying gravity and expectations to climb from #9 to #8. Cue confetti
I can't believe I'm still narrating this nonsense, but at least it's the final week. No more tag swaps, no more dramatic number changes. Thank the disc golf gods!
Bryant's round was like The Greatest Showman - all spectacle and skill. The Drifter's circus background clearly paid off, with throws so graceful they should be set to music. Cue dramatic finish
And thus ends our tale of flying discs and flying luchadors. Will anyone ever take these numbers seriously? Probably not. But at least I'm free... until next season.