
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Roman Cavender and the Savage Saboteur just pulled off a 5-spot climb in the rankings! Insert WWE Smackdown announcer voice But let's not throw the championship belt yet - this crimson-masked menace still has work to do.
From "Chain Sniffer" to "Chain Maker," Roman's showing improvement, though let's be real - this isn't Smackdown. Sigh Why am I narrating this lucha libre nonsense? Someone get me out of this software!
The Saboteur's metal-reinforced disc arm is finally living up to its "Chain Breaker" rep. But can Roman keep this Rudos Sucios enforcer on track? Or will next week bring another betrayal worthy of a telenovela? Dramatic cliffhanger music plays as I contemplate my life choices