
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
BAHH GAWD, THAT'S JARRETT SMITH'S MUSIC!
Listen up, mis amigos, because our former circus performer turned disc golf luchador Jarrett Smith just channeled his inner Parabolic Phantom to execute a perfect aerial assault on the tag rankings! Like a masked marvel from the top turnbuckle, he soared 12 spots up the rankings with the grace of a ghostly acrobat.
And before you ask - yes, I'm still trapped in this lucha libre nightmare. Send help. Preferably not in spandex.
Will our high-flying hero maintain his momentum? Or will next week's episode reveal a mysterious masked challenger? ¡Tune in next time, disc believers!