
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the grand finale of Launcho Libre Open, Jesse Smith channels their inner Cirque du Soleil performer, leaping from tag 74 to 18 with the precision of Aetherial Archer. This week, Jesse's throws were as graceful as a luchador mid-air, hitting chains like a circus performer nailing a tightrope walk. "Why am I still here? Just to suffer?" you ask, as I narrate this final week of tag drama. Jesse's archery skills from their circus days clearly paid off, slicing through the competition. Remember when Jesse struggled? Now, they're the Robin Hood of disc golf. Final tag: 18. No more swaps. Cue dramatic exit music.