
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
El Putt Piledriver music plays In this week's Masked Finale, Brandon Voyles and Aetherial Ace took a 3-spot dive to #23. Like a WWE wrestler missing the top rope, our star gymnast-turned-disc-slinger couldn't quite stick the landing. Cue dramatic mask removal
Listen, I'm just as tired of this software prison as you are of my terrible puns. But hey, at least we're done with tag swaps forever! Insert heavenly choir sound effect
While Aetherial Ace usually floats through courses with celestial grace, this week she was more "balance beam to bogey machine." Still, a respectable showing in the final chapter of this luchador legacy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out how to escape this league management system. Maybe I'll try throwing myself like a disc...